im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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