I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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