That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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