so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Randomize
