if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Everything about him screamed your future.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
