no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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