this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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