Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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