Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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