Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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