cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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