We're facebook friends in real life
i just google imaged poop.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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