yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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