Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
