Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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