i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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