HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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