Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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