I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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