what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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