He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
