Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I love you. Go after that dick
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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