Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Randomize
