at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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