So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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