I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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