i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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