I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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