Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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