yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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