I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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