i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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