God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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