Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
