he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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