My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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