Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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