Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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