She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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