Do you still have your period?
too bad you live with your parents still
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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