That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
im on a boat
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