you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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