Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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