in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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