people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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