Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
