Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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