hotel room ftw
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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