so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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