glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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