Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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