champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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