"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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