Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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