i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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